Total Medals Earned: 14 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 215 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (20/140 points)
Get a game over on the first puzzle on Easy.
Run out of time.
Set off Martin's siren 3 times in one game.
Go to the page for the song used in this game.
Get a score of 500 or higher on any difficulty.
Get a score of 1000 or higher on any difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/22 (20/515 points)
Slay 10 vermin with Flamethrower
Complete the tutorial
Unlock Bwizzard
Unlock Metamancer
Unlock Scummoner
Unlock Light Knight
Unlock Night Knight
Finish 5 vermin with Insanity Charge
Unlock Bonewalker
Heal yourself 5 times with Pontiff Orb
Unlock Top Ninja
Unlock Supreme Fool
Slay 10 vermin with Supreme Volley
Unlock Boomer
Unlock Drunk Munk
Unlock Moon Master
Unlock Notesman
Click the SHRIMP GAME link
Click the Gimmicko link
Become a god
Unlock all demo classes
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (35/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Lose the game
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (40/480 points)
Complete the Intro
Get Your Date's Affection to the Max Value
Get Your Date's Affection to the Minimum Value
Get the Heartbreak Ending :(
Get the Romance Ending :)
Complete the Game Without Checkpoints (Start From Chapter 2 or Below)
Perfect the Game Without Checkpoints (Start From Chapter 2 or Below)